Last Ever Complain-y Work Post

Don’t be the miserable fat housewife with no way out. Always look and feel your best. – The Betches (I Had a Nice Time & Other Lies)

What an insightful and timely quote. None of us (employees, wives, girlfriends, etc) should ever be so lulled into a false sense of security that we become the miserable fat housewife. The MFH defers all decision making to her husband / employer / baby daddy. The MFH hasn’t held a job or read a book since the Reagan administration. The MFH believes in fairy tales where princes will backstop your horrible financial decisions and employers will provide defined benefit pensions. This simply doesn’t happen (caveat Kate Middleton: mind you, the only female who would be saved by a prince is the one least likely to require rescue).  Given this, I try to look, feel and behave in a manner befitting of my caliber.

Occasionally, some misguided soul will underestimate what I’m capable of.  In these rare instances, I try to incorporate a jujitsu-like approach to use their momentum against them. Given my elephantine memory and prodigious grudge-harboring ability, I’ll store the insult in some hidden pocket of my cerebral cortex. While there, it can unconsciously shape my behavior and / or be trumped out during confrontations and intense psychotherapy sessions.

A prime example would be my employer’s “beatings will continue until morale improves” management strategy. Last year, I was slaving 13 hours per day in a high volume store, giving roughly 40 flu shots daily, in addition to my regular script count and medication reviews. Sometime near Christmas, I received a call from our regional manager informing me that our store failed to reach our quarterly targets. Incorporating the highly versatile “negging” management technique, she went on to say that in the ENTIRE HISTORY of my store, they had NEVER failed to reach targets until I began working there. She neglected to mention that the store was undergoing renovation, most of our support staff had left and our most experienced tech was on family leave.  On a daily basis, the pharmacy was as chaotic as Hiroshima in 1945.   Luckily for me, she continued, she’d “really gone to bat” for me and “pushed her higher ups” to secure me a bonus of ~$700. She paused, surely awaiting my eager expression of gratitude. Her enthusiasm was met with my flat, Daria-esque monotone. daria

Life Lesson: if you can start your career at 24, build up a net worth of $1.5 million in 7 years, creating passive cashflow of ~50k/year, you can do easier things like finding another job.  Don’t let toxic managers induce workplace Stockholm Syndrome.




The Joy of Burnout

So I gave up.

There was only so much disrespect, fear mongering and micromanagement I could take. Once all autonomy and professionalism had been stripped, I was left on a pharmacy assembly line that harbored resentment among coworkers and increased risk of error. Our pharmacy assistant hours had been eliminated, leaving me to work alone for 12 hours a day. I would receive, enter, fill, verify, dispense and counsel prescriptions without an extra set of eyes to check my work. I would forego bathroom and lunch breaks and was hypoglycemic by 3 pm, with half of the day left to go. Not having an assistant also meant I would lift heavy totes, stock shelves and empty garbage pails, leaving me with excruciating back pain. My days were broken down into a series of quotas to maximize profits, with management constantly demanding more flu shots, med checks and professional services be billed. The amount of work that had to be crammed into 12 hours often required an extra hour of volunteering each night, giving my employer the unique classification of being a for-profit company that also moonlighted as a charity. My workplace had been so bastardized that I could hardly recognize it.

So I relayed all of this information to my shrink and he instructed me to take a few weeks off. And just like that, I felt like a great weight had been lifted from my shoulders.  Before I could celebrate, my anxiety caught up to me. Without work to constantly complain about, what would I do? My toxic work environment had long been the focus of my life, but I could no longer use it as excuse to put off living.  I have the next 3 weeks to test drive the FI-lifestyle. I have ample time and no work obligations to tie me down. I’m guessing the next 3 weeks will guide the trajectory of my life when I escape the rat race for good.


I used some of my sick days to sample a cross section of literature differing from my usual reading fare. I began reading Valley of the Dolls, doubting the relevance a 1966 Sex and the City-esque book would have some 50 years later. I was caught off guard when I saw a little of myself in each of the main characters. I identified with Anne, as naivete and blind faith led her into lackluster relationships. Neely’s lofty career aspirations led her to accept the unreasonable demands placed upon her. Jennifer sought to win the approval of her overly critical mother and used pharmaceuticals pacify her inner turmoil. I devoured the book in a single day and downloaded the movie as a follow-up. Spoiler alert: Neely ends up in a psych ward, Jennifer commits suicide and Anne continues to down “dolls” (read: sedatives) to remain complacent enough to tolerate her husband’s infidelity and her own unfulfilled dreams. It’s crazy to think that after all of this time, I’m still medicating myself to ensure a certain docility in work and relationships.

This book convinced me to come off of my psychotropic meds for good. First, let’s be clear: I don’t have an indication for any of them. An unfortunate series of events precipitated a depressive episode some 3 years ago and I was prescribed Effexor. Instead of reevaluating the need for the drug after the initial storm had passed, I continued taking it prophylactically. I assured myself that a low dose of Effexor (venlafaxine 37.5 mg) was hardly sufficient to have profound impacts on my mood or behavior. Yet if I ever missed a dose, I’d experience dissociation and brain zaps that sent me running back to the medicine cabinet post-haste. Eventually I began experiencing withdrawal even while on Effexor. Perhaps after 3 years, my body was adapting and required a higher dose to maintain the baseline. So while my fear of withdrawal had prevented me from discontinuing Effexor in the past, here I was experiencing withdrawal whilst taking it. I decided that enough was enough and I would come off cold turkey.

The first few weeks were rough. I was weepy and a sappy commercial was enough to induce a flood of tears. My brain zaps made it hard to concentrate or even function, and I spent all day in bed. I avoided driving and was perpetually irritable and averaged 4 hours of sleep per night. Online searches for managing Effexor withdrawal brought up a Medscape article featuring case studies where patients were simply restarted on Effexor to avoid withdrawal or online psychiatry forums where patients shared coping strategies. Since “online psychiatry forum” ranks somewhere in between “magic 8-ball” and “tarot card reader” on the credibility scale, I knew I was on my own with this one. What little research exists states that “venlafaxine-withdrawal symptoms are more likely to be caused by a lack of noradrenergic than of serotonergic action, contrary to the commonly accepted theory.” So easy peasy, right? I just needed to increase the noradrenaline in my brain with an ADHD med like Dexedrine (which I also have a prescription for) to ward off the withdrawal symptoms from Effexor, but I will eventually taper off both. Certainly the Dexedrine bridge, when I get to it, will be wrought with many of it’s own challenges.

So why does any of this matter? I know better than anyone the number of people who stay on their antidepressants indefinitely. Why not subjugate our feelings and continue taking “mother’s little helper” to cope with our ills? Personally, the times in my life when I was most depressed coincided with unhealthy external circumstances. I was either in a relationship where I was being terribly mistreated or I was working a toxic dead end job or I was enduring chronic back pain that required treatment. Medicating away the sadness would prevent me from taking steps to actually correct the situation. Perhaps if I’d continuously taken antidepressants since high school, I’d have been content to work my minimum wage job in a grocery store pharmacy indefinitely. Maybe I’d have settled down with a womanizing cad who’d expect me to support him. Or maybe I’d still be living with excruciating back pain that limited every aspect of my life. Despite the withdrawal, I couldn’t be happier being antidepressant-free. For the first time in a long time, I feel like a participant (vs. observer) in my own life.

Capital in Any Century

My last post was all about saving money because as the saying goes: “it’s not what you earn, but what you keep.” But let’s be honest here, it’s also what you earn. Unfortunately, (or fortunately depending on how you choose to look at it), I stumbled into a profession that offered a relatively high starting salary but provided limited earnings growth potential. Pair this with the fact that I’m like, really, truly, over retail pharmacy, one might expect that I’m pretty SOL in the earnings department. Luckily though, I am hoping my investments will provide a portion of my future earnings, assuming I get off my lazy duff and actually invest my savings.

But first, let’s hark back to a simpler time in 3rd year pharmacy school. An personal finance expert named Mike Sullivan had come to give our class a talk about the importance of investing once we were members of the professional class. To drive home the message, he darted his laser pointer around a PowerPoint slide demonstrating the power of compound interest. “If you start saving just $1000 per month for the next 40 years at an interest rate of 8%, by retirement you’ll have amassed a fortune of $3.5 million dollars!  And if the markets average a 12% during the next 40 years, you’ll have well over $10 million dollars!!”


Mike Sullivan, circa 2008

So we all signed up with him, started investing immediately and were well on our way to being decamillionaires by retirement. Oh, no wait, the year was 2008 and the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression happened just a few short months later.

I often wonder, late at night, about this so-called wealth adviser with the world’s worst timing. He’d had with such high hopes for the markets on that fateful February 2008 day.  Perhaps I could track him down and meet him for coffee.  We’d reflect on the other investments he’d likely advised over the years: a Miami condo in 2006, Greek bonds in 2010, going all in on gold in 2011.  We’d reminisce about his Bear Stearns and Nortel picks and recall him dismissing Google as just a fad. Mainly I’d ask what he was investing in now and immediately DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE.  Ultimately we’d part ways and he’d retire to his cardboard box under a bridge. Despite all of this, Mike Sullivan taught me something very valuable that day: markets rarely cooperate so I ought to double my savings rate and halve my expected rate of return.

Just for kicks though, let us imagine that I’d started investing in February 2008 as per Mike Sullivan’s suggestion.  What kind of meager return could I have expected given the market turmoil that occurred between then and now?  According to this S&P 500 Return Calculator, I’d have averaged 7.914%.  Oh, Mike, you lovable loser.  Turns out you were pretty much right after all.

Fall Finance Cleanup

I recently spent one week on vacation, away from the demands of the daily grind. I slept in and unabashedly ordered room service breakfasts dangerously close to noon. I spent mornings in bed reading books or giggling at the Florida news headlines. I stayed up late reading books about finding my calling in life whilst shunning my ego. I went to the gym for hour-long elliptical or treadmill sessions hoping I’d feel slightly less guilty about indulging in a dessert or three at dinner. On port days, we trekked the hills of downtown Halifax and endured hurricane winds to see the Bay of Fundy and stumbled upon boho chic storefronts in Portland, Maine. I figured the week of relaxation would rejuvenate me and prepare me for another long slog at work.

That’s not how things unfolded, though. I was slow and unmotivated returning to work on a Sunday. I dragged myself through, hoping I’d ease back into work mode and be raring to go by Monday. On Monday I woke up with a pounding headache, body aches, and sinus pain and pressure. As a strong believer in the mind-body connection, this was a clear sign that things weren’t right. When the idea of returning to work precipitates a full blown influenza episode, I am clearly in the wrong place. So I decided to take the next week off to eat healthy foods and take long walks and read books to nourish my soul. At that point, I will decide if I can over-medicate myself enough to endure my horrible workplace any longer.

In the interim, I am utilizing my time off to clean up my finances.  Since I’m unsure of my ability to return to work, I’ll need to prepare for a potential drop in income. Thus, I decided to go through my bank account / credit card transactions line by line and scrutinize each expenditure. It’s amazing how our little expenditures can make major dents in our budgets. By doing this, I realized just how many of my costs are unnecessary and don’t affect my overall happiness. Having already applied the Pareto Principle to cut my spending on major expenditures like housing (mooching off parents) and transport (driving an older car bought second hand) this was the next logical step.

Here’s the breakdown of the savings I’ll realize:
-removed US roaming from my mobile plan: $15/month
-cancelled Audible subscription: $20/month
-cut bank fee charges: $12/month
-switched gyms for parents and I: $100/month
-cancelled auto charity withdrawal: $30/month
-made lump sum payment then refinanced mortgage: $600/month

My total savings from about a day’s worth of work: $777 per month and $9,324 per year!!! As someone who considered herself frugal, I was appalled at the amount I was spending on useless shit. I’d need an additional $233k in my retirement nestegg to fund an additional $9,324 in annual spending (based on a 4% withdrawal). Ugh, I’m nauseated just thinking of the additional years I’d spend chained to the pharmacy counter just to pay for THINGS THAT DON’T MATTER. Over the next week, I plan to actually calculate my monthly passive income and monthly expenses and determine if I can officially declare myself officially FI.

Labour Day Musing

With today being Labour Day, a day celebrating the rights of workers, I thought I’d reflect on a few tidbits I personally found interesting.  It seems that in Bangladesh, there’s a movement to declare the anniversary of the Rana Plaza collapse, April 24th, Labour Safety Day.  For those unfamiliar with the disaster, over a thousand garment workers were killed when their structurally faulty building collapsed.  Loblaw, which ordered Rana Plaza workers to make their Joe Fresh line of clothing for some 20 cents per hour, hired self described “retail genius” and cosplay enthusiast, Joe Jackman to help market the brand. In a 2015 op-ad, the Globe outlined the brilliance Jackman displayed in marketing the Joe Fresh line of clothes, ensuring soccer moms across Canada needn’t leave the grocery store to purchase bland and frumpy outfits.
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“They displayed a lot of the clothing like produce: on tables, rather than racks or shelves.  They trumpeted the affordable prices with round orange signs that said food more than fashion. And on the day of the launch, the team placed a naval orange with a Joe Fresh sticker on every staff desk across the country.”  Pure genius. 

I mention this, since my employer also sought Jackman to revitalize the face of their brand, while simultaneously implementing a couple of programs designed to ensure their own cheap and abundant slave labour.  Currently, our store is in the process of initiating a program plainly named “Best Way” which makes clear, in unequivocal terms, the BEST way to do your job.  In the pharmacy, our project goes so far as to provide tape markings on the pharmacy floor outlining the borders of your work station.  These initiatives make explicit the company’s desire to not have anyone think, or in this case, even step outside of the box.

The procedural changes happen to coincide with the latest round of buyout offers being offered to full-time, unionized workers. By dictating the “best way” for workers to do their jobs (with threats of random firings hanging over their heads like the Sword of Damocles), management can keep us all cheap & replaceable.  Providing each worker a script to recite ensures that your workers can be new and dumb, monotonously asking when you’d like to pick up your prescription the way fast food workers ask if you’d like fries with your order. It also ensures that no one has the education or seniority required to be paid a living wage or demand benefits.

This American-based, metric-focused, assembly-line form of pharmacy was to be expected as many of our company executives have been passed, hot potato style, from large US pharmacy chains.  Regardless, it represents an all new low in Canadian pharmacy practice, providing a little slice of Bangladeshi work culture closer to home.  Now I know I’m breaking any new ground by stating the obvious: retail sucks. Nor am I obtuse enough to directly compare my 6-figure, professional job to a Bangladeshi garment worker.
However, as someone who was recently made to take a pay cut, has worked many overtime hours without any pay, worked virtually every weekend this summer (including all 4 long weekends), and developed excruciating neck / back pain from being hunched over a counter for 12 hours at a time, I feel the need to stand up for my rights these days.  I’ll be capping off this lackluster summer with 7 AM training session this Wednesday to implement the new initiatives.  All of this is pushing me dangerously close to wanting to hang up the lab coat once and for all.  After spending the summer cursing my godforsaken job, I am questioning whether I actually need a job (godforsaken or otherwise).

Planning for my departure

Stumbling upon articles documenting the trials and tribulations of women my age reminds me of how incredibly lucky I’ve been. Certainly, hard work and sacrifice have factored into my career progression, but it would be impossible to discount the role that luck has played. Graduating pharmacy school during a massive pharmacist shortage and beginning my investing career in 2009 when markets presented tremendous value, has provided a huge boost. I was able to land my first “grown-up” job at 24, and not 32 and I’ve never had to dance burlesque to make ends meet. Even Garth Turner spoke succinctly of the lack of savings among many in my demographic: “The liquid assets among 35-year-olds who have been working for seven or eight years is breathtaking. There aren’t any. Instead, all the cash has gone into lifestyle, a soul-sucking condo or repaying student debt.”

The financial head start that I have is of particular importance these days, when I find myself uncertain of my future. Layoffs and prolonged unemployment are quickly becoming the norm in my field. Even those of us who have jobs struggle to keep them in hectic, short-staffed environments and are forced to meet outlandish quotas designed to maximize corporate profits. My own body, often the first harbinger of my cognitive dissonance has displayed increasing weariness. On my days off, I am often up before 6am, excited to get a jump on my day. I exercise, read anything I can get my hands on, watch documentaries, catch up with friends and spend time with my mom. On the days I’m working, I’m sluggish and uninspired. I drag myself out of bed and down stimulants to provide the energy to head out the door. Stumbling upon this book has reminded me that you may be able to put up with a sh*tty job for a while, but not forever. Eventually, your desire to self-actualize and / or inability to tolerate anymore BS will push you out.

Be it my immigrant work ethic or my parents’ propensity to disown me, but I can’t just walk out on a job without an sufficient safety net.  So here’s what I’m thinking:

My next payday is September 1st, which happens to be my rent cheque cashing day. The financial boost will allow me to make another lump sum mortgage pre-payment ($10k), bringing my total mortgage debt obligation to 250k (on 3 properties). Given the average interest rate of 2.04%, I’ll then let the mortgages run their full course as they are tax deductible and at a rate approximating inflation. The other point worth mentioning is that my rentals are worth $1.25MM according to MPAC. Not that I plan to sell, but having $1 million in equity is a nice safety blanket. Based on current projections, I can reasonably expect about $30k per year in rental income, increasing gradually as the mortgages are paid off.  Next, my investments are worth approximately $550k today. I’ve been very inconsistent with my investment allocation / tracking / re-balancing so this will be my next order of business. Using FIRECalc’s 4% withdrawal rate, I can expect to withdraw $22k per year today without depleting my capital. With my rental mortgages on autopilot, I can redirect any monthly surplus to my investments. I’ll continue maxing contributions to my employers pension plan (15-18k per year in forced savings) but redirect any excess to my unregistered investment accounts.

I’m not sure if anyone ever feels fully ready to escape the daily work grind, but at least I’m giving it my best shot.